The Sanford 2013 Year-in-Review Card

This year we…

Lived in a camper, made offer on a house, got rejected, tripped over dog and broke hand, considered suicide, took a vacation, made offer on another house, got rejected, went to a rodeo, made offer on another house, took another vacation, fought bank for house, reconsidered suicide, finally won, moved into new house, tore down walls, planted a garden, replaced two HVACs, spent money, wrangled snakes in backyard, realized we need riding mower, spent more money, refinished floors, de-popcorned ceilings, had a garage sale, made money, sheetrocked, sheetrocked sheetrocked, painted, made homemade pickles, ran new gas lines, didn’t blow up house, bought stock in Lowe’s… and still managed to decorate for Christmas.